1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:05,080 Okay, last order of business. Our magazine is being harassed. Has anyone 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:08,140 of a feminist organization called Women on Women? 3 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:10,380 Oh, yeah. I checked out their newsletter. 4 00:00:10,660 --> 00:00:13,300 It's not what you think. No lesbians. Boo. 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,160 They're threatening a boycott of blush. 6 00:00:17,740 --> 00:00:21,200 According to them, we promote bad body image. 7 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,220 Oh, that's ridiculous. We promote good body image. 8 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:28,120 Thanks to us and the do -gooders at Maxim, more women than ever are ashamed 9 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,120 being fat. 10 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:34,280 I think what they're saying, Nina, is that women are more than their bodies 11 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,520 shouldn't have to be objectified. 12 00:00:35,940 --> 00:00:36,940 Chesty has a point. 13 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,740 Maya, I'd like you to talk to these people and try and get them off my back. 14 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:46,680 Fine, I'll see what I can do, but as the poet Adrian Rich once pointed out... 15 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,480 Great. Meeting adjourned. 16 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:58,420 I'm sorry I missed the meeting. I was having coffee with my new buddy Jake and 17 00:00:58,420 --> 00:00:59,640 just lost track of time, you know? 18 00:01:00,090 --> 00:01:01,090 You weren't there? 19 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:05,290 You see this kind of mocking? See, I don't get that from my friend Jake. In 20 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:07,850 fact, we were just talking about our fathers, and it was so intense. 21 00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:09,730 It was so intense, we actually cried. 22 00:01:10,510 --> 00:01:14,010 If you had sex with this guy while watching Cabaret, it would be less gay. 23 00:01:14,890 --> 00:01:19,410 You know, it is so sad that you can't even conceive of two heterosexual men 24 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:21,130 having a legitimate emotional connection. 25 00:01:21,430 --> 00:01:24,910 I'm plenty sensitive with my guy friends. The other day, Kevin fell over 26 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:28,010 railing and bounced down two flights of stairs. I tried really hard not to 27 00:01:28,010 --> 00:01:29,010 laugh. 28 00:01:29,450 --> 00:01:30,670 He broke some ribs. 29 00:01:44,610 --> 00:01:46,050 Maya Gallo? Yes. 30 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:51,810 Naomi Bergson, Women on Women. Oh, my God. It is such an honor to meet you. I 31 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:55,410 saw you speak when I was at Columbia, and it completely shaped the way I think 32 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:58,130 about myself as a woman. Oh, I'm very flattered. 33 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:00,760 A little surprised, though, given you work for Blush. 34 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:06,880 Well, I guess back then I didn't see myself working at a fashion magazine 35 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:10,280 either, but... The money was good and a gal's got to eat. Exactly. 36 00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:11,860 You're a whore. 37 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,200 Excuse me? 38 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:22,240 I'm sorry to be so blunt, Maya, but you've sacrificed your moral to peddle 39 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,860 for a living. What does that sound like to you? 40 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:27,920 I do not think it's fair to say that I peddle sex. 41 00:02:28,490 --> 00:02:33,730 Your lead article reads, sex, don't give it away, make him pay for it. 42 00:02:35,450 --> 00:02:40,430 That title is ironic. It's not an article about trading sex for money. 43 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:44,150 about getting respect in the form of dinner and gifts. 44 00:02:44,870 --> 00:02:46,670 Oh, my God, I'm a whore. 45 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:52,950 Nice dining, my darling. 46 00:02:53,890 --> 00:02:56,630 You're so lucky to have found each other. Oh, no. 47 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:02,600 Every day I think about that chubby little boy who shot an arrow into my 48 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,540 Yeah, Cupid. 49 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,300 No, it's Arthur Dinsdale. 50 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,920 That little bastard nearly killed me. 51 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:13,140 Sweet dreams, darling. 52 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,660 I hope so. I've been having trouble sleeping lately. 53 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:21,540 I took six of these, but so far they haven't... 54 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:28,800 Hello, Nina. 55 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,340 Vinny, I thought you were dead. 56 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:33,060 I am dead. 57 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:35,200 I'm visiting you from the afterworld. 58 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,520 Dimethylhydrosulfazine. Isn't that an elephant tranquilizer? They're very hard 59 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,300 to find. I had to switch veterinarian. 60 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,140 I see you still wear makeup to bed. 61 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:50,520 And I see even God couldn't fix that Mexican facelift of yours. 62 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,300 Bitch. Lush. 63 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,499 I miss you. 64 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,760 I miss you, too. 65 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,780 Anyway, I'm here because... 66 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,100 I've seen the future, Nina. 67 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,080 You're going to cheat on Simon. 68 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:04,700 No, no, I would never. 69 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:05,819 Yes, you will. 70 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:08,060 It'll be with a tall man who'll be carrying a box. 71 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:09,900 You'll find him irresistible. 72 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,960 No, I don't want to cheat on Simon. He's the love of my life. 73 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:17,060 I would never do anything to hurt him. 74 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:18,620 I've seen the future, Nina. 75 00:04:18,899 --> 00:04:20,300 You will cheat on Simon. 76 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,780 You will cheat... 77 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,620 Why are you talking like that? 78 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,160 Just look scared. 79 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,980 My supervisor's watching. 80 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,160 What's the matter? 81 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,420 Uh, nothing, nothing. It was just a bad dream. 82 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,020 Oh, what about? 83 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:53,040 Uh, well, we were at war with Poland and Russia and 84 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:57,140 Scandinavia, and it was awful. You couldn't get vodka anywhere. 85 00:04:58,350 --> 00:05:01,670 But we were still on good terms with Thailand and Jamaica, right? 86 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:04,010 Thank God. 87 00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:08,550 So, 88 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:16,710 how 89 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:18,510 did it go with that woman from the feminist group? 90 00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:24,970 She has a name, Naomi, and she's capable of doing as much as you or any other 91 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:26,450 man. I'm sorry you're so threatened by that. 92 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:27,890 Okay. 93 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:31,650 So what did Naomi have to say? 94 00:05:32,010 --> 00:05:36,350 That they would be willing to call off the boycott if Blush agreed to certain 95 00:05:36,350 --> 00:05:37,790 concessions. Like? 96 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:42,190 They want you to devote an entire issue to the negative body image in American 97 00:05:42,190 --> 00:05:46,390 women. All the models have to be plus -sized. All the articles have to be 98 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:47,990 problems like eating disorders. 99 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:52,390 And this ties into orgasms how? 100 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:55,950 It doesn't. 101 00:05:56,380 --> 00:06:00,420 Well, who the hell is this woman trying to shove her crazy ideas down my throat? 102 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,040 Actually, they were my ideas. 103 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:06,520 What? Now she's turned my own daughter against me. Oh, I haven't been turned 104 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,520 against you. 105 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:11,180 Are you wearing a button that says bash blush? 106 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,160 They had sweaters and caps, too. 107 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,720 All right, that's it. 108 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:21,840 You can tell your friend I'm not changing a thing. And if I lose so much 109 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:26,120 penny because of a boycott... I'm suing her organization into the ground. 110 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:30,220 Threatening is not going to make this go away, Dad. They are a powerful, well 111 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:32,400 -funded organization. You're going to have to talk to her. 112 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:37,040 Fine. But just so we're clear, Maya, this is business. 113 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:42,680 And as long as you're in their camp, expect me to treat you as I would any 114 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:43,840 ruthless foe. 115 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,120 I'm just going to go grab some lunch. 116 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,460 Wear a scarf. It's chilly. 117 00:06:54,730 --> 00:06:58,490 You have an advanced degree. You've studied a lot of science. Answer me 118 00:06:58,850 --> 00:07:01,910 How many chickens do I need to kill to get rid of a ghost? 119 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:04,490 What are you talking about? 120 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:09,510 My dead friend Vinnie visited me in a dream and told me that I was going to 121 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:10,510 cheat on Simon. 122 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:12,330 Oh, Nina, come on. 123 00:07:12,770 --> 00:07:16,850 Ghosts? That was just your unconscious working out some fears of commitment. 124 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,250 Oh, Maya. 125 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:22,810 You know how I wish I could live in your fairytale world of unicorns and moon 126 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:23,810 landings? 127 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:29,280 But I'm afraid we grown -ups have to grapple with a little thing called 128 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,540 I'm just going to have to tell Simon that a dead woman told me I would sleep 129 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,300 with a tall man carrying a box. 130 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,540 Hey, Nina, this came for you. 131 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:44,580 I can't fight fate. Just get naked and meet me in my office. 132 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,520 Oh, my God. 133 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:48,660 Make -A -Wish got my letter. 134 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:55,500 Nina, get hold of yourself. You're in... control of your destiny. You don't have 135 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:56,500 to sleep with Kevin. 136 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,580 Mom, pick up the phone. 137 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:01,480 You'll never guess what just happened. 138 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,680 Maybe you're right. 139 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:10,780 See? You do have free will. 140 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,340 No, it's been foretold. 141 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,820 Somewhere out there is a man waiting for me to accept his package. 142 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:20,240 We are too in love. 143 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,510 You shut up! 144 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:25,030 Hey, is Elliot around? 145 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:28,570 Uh, no. Sorry, man. He's not here. Would you mind telling him Jake dropped by? 146 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:30,030 Oh, you're Jake. 147 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:32,950 You know why he mentioned me? 148 00:08:34,049 --> 00:08:37,690 Yeah, of course. You're the one he has the deep emotional connection with. 149 00:08:37,970 --> 00:08:39,230 And that seems weird to you. 150 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:44,350 Well, maybe I'm a little old -fashioned, but I don't cry in front of another 151 00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:46,370 dude unless I'm trying to get out of a speeding ticket. 152 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,260 You're funny, you know that? 153 00:08:51,420 --> 00:08:55,220 But then we have to be funniest guys, don't we? I mean, no one wants to hear 154 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:57,400 about it when we're vulnerable or frightened. 155 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,740 I bet your whole life you always had to be the funniest guy around. 156 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,080 My father never hugged me. 157 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,300 Hey, 158 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,020 Finch, it's my dad. Don't you say, Dad. 159 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:15,520 Just a second. 160 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,020 Hey, Pumpkin, what's up? 161 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:25,860 I was just wondering how you and Naomi were getting along. 162 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,140 We're still feeling each other out. 163 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:42,920 Hey, Jake call? 164 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:48,380 Nope. You mentioned we might go to the Knicks game last night when I called, he 165 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,380 was out. 166 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:52,110 Well, I certainly wouldn't know anything about that. 167 00:09:53,770 --> 00:09:54,770 Is that a Knicks program? 168 00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:56,310 Oh, my God, it is. That's weird. 169 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,050 Hey, well, off to work with you. 170 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:00,490 Those models aren't going to shoot themselves. 171 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,570 Until their late 20s, anyhow. 172 00:10:04,490 --> 00:10:05,870 This was from last night's game. 173 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:08,910 You went out with Jake, didn't you? 174 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:11,990 Fine. He gets me, okay? 175 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:15,530 He understands my shadow side. Is that a crime? He's my friend. 176 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:18,670 Well, when you called last night, he had no problem letting the machine pick it 177 00:10:18,670 --> 00:10:19,670 up. 178 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:21,300 You were at his place? 179 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:22,740 Oh, yeah. 180 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:26,240 Just stay away from him, Finch, all right? I met him first. You find your 181 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,159 friends. Fine. 182 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,500 I got all the guy friends I need, anyhow. 183 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,240 Hey, Kevin. 184 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,400 How you doing, buddy? You feeling all right through fifth ball? Well, good 185 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:40,300 My left arm keeps flipping out of the socket, and I keep seeing these weird 186 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:43,140 lights. Yackety -yack. I didn't ask for your life story, dude. 187 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:48,620 Oh, good morning, dear. 188 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:49,840 How are you this morning? 189 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,750 Oh, just fine. And you? 190 00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:53,250 Are you upset about something? 191 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:58,070 I find it difficult to understand why, under the circumstances, you would sleep 192 00:10:58,070 --> 00:11:01,210 with my father. I mean, doesn't that compromise your position? 193 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:06,470 Why? Are you suggesting that just because I'm a woman, having sex would 194 00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:07,470 my stand? 195 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:12,050 Well, no, but... If you want to know the truth, I think we made some key 196 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:13,690 breakthroughs this morning in the shower. 197 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:17,610 Oh, there you are. 198 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:19,010 Good morning. 199 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:25,270 Pookie. You're the pookie. Oh, no, I'm not. I hate to interrupt, but can we get 200 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:26,270 down to business? 201 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:27,570 Strawberry, my dear. 202 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,390 That's as sweet as you are. Try it. 203 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:36,350 Oh, 204 00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:40,690 my God. If one of you picks up a banana, I'm just going to shoot myself. 205 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:42,910 Can we focus here? 206 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:49,150 Now, we would like Blush to devote an entire issue to negative body image in 207 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:53,710 women. I'll give you one feature and a plus -size model on the cover. 208 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:57,830 That is insulting. We will not even dignify that with a response. 209 00:11:58,130 --> 00:11:59,130 We'll take it. 210 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,970 What? Seems like a fair compromise. 211 00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:04,490 So, I'll see you at dinner. 212 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:05,710 Pick you up at eight. 213 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:11,050 I can't believe you would sleep with Naomi just to get her off your back. 214 00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:15,050 I happen to find her a very interesting and attractive woman. 215 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:17,660 She may fall for... your act, but not me. 216 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,300 You've still got a fight ahead of you, mister. I will not back down. 217 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,080 You still coming to dinner on Friday? 218 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,000 Yes, and I will bring the green beans with the crunchies on top. 219 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,240 Hello, Simon. 220 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:36,980 Hello, love. 221 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,000 Why the long face? 222 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,800 Well, I'm afraid that I have something rather difficult to tell you. 223 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:46,810 There's another man. 224 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:48,930 Who is he? 225 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,370 I don't know yet. 226 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,970 He'll be carrying a box when we meet, so he could be anything from a pizza man 227 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:55,970 to a pallbearer. 228 00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:59,690 Nina, who's been putting this nonsense into your head? 229 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:03,930 Some daft psychic or some crazy tarot card reader? 230 00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:06,590 No, a dead friend came to me in a dream. 231 00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:08,330 Oh, my God, that is serious. 232 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:11,130 I'm so glad you understand. 233 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:12,670 Do I? 234 00:13:13,069 --> 00:13:15,590 Mama Cass has been haunting my dreams for years. 235 00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:19,890 You tell one joke while someone's walking down a ham sandwich, they stay 236 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:20,890 at you forever. 237 00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:27,350 Simon, I am so sorry. I mean, I have no idea why I would ever cheat on you. I 238 00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:32,430 swear it is the furthest thing from my mind. Well, who was this friend who came 239 00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:33,730 to you? I mean, what was she like? 240 00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:39,830 Oh, well, Vinnie was... was vain, selfish. 241 00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:42,930 spiteful, vindictive, competitive. 242 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,970 God, she was impossible not to love. 243 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,410 Wait a minute, Nina. 244 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:55,310 If Binnie was all those things while she was alive, the odds are she's still all 245 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:56,870 those things now that she's dead. 246 00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:00,110 Really? Oh, absolutely. 247 00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:05,450 Studies show that people grow very little emotionally once they're 248 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,150 Maybe. 249 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:13,040 She didn't see the future. Maybe she just doesn't want to see you happy. 250 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:18,820 Maybe you're right. I mean, she could never stand it when I had a boyfriend 251 00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:21,020 then she went crazy when I started dating her husband. 252 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:25,600 There you are. You see, it's really nothing after all. 253 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,240 Oh, Simon, thank you, thank you, thank you. 254 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,240 You were always so wise about these things. 255 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:36,620 Well, I have been declared clinically dead four times, so I'm a bit of an 256 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:37,620 expert. 257 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:44,190 You know why football is the best sport? 258 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:46,010 Because it demands more than skill. 259 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,290 It demands strategy. 260 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:49,750 Yeah, I hear you. 261 00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:54,570 You know what else marries hand -eye coordination with strategic planning? 262 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:55,870 Knitting a sweater. 263 00:14:57,970 --> 00:15:01,290 Once again, thanks for hooking me up. Nah, you're lucky I had a mannequin on 264 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,149 your side. 265 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:04,930 Listen, I'm going to go sign us up for the dartboard, all right? All right. 266 00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:06,930 Hey, you know why Dad loved to throw darts? 267 00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:09,850 He loved to throw a lot of things. 268 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,040 Hey, Finch. 269 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,220 Elliot! 270 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,760 What are you doing here? 271 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,500 I came to get a beer. Why? What's up? 272 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:26,899 Hey, Finch. 273 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,940 You would not believe... Oh, hey, Elliot. 274 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,160 Hello, Jake. 275 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,480 Thought you had a rock climbing class tonight. 276 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,580 You know what? That's actually tomorrow night. I made a mistake. 277 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Sure you did. 278 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,860 Let's not make a scene here. I would like I'd give you the satisfaction. 279 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,740 Guys, what's going on here? Why are you acting this way? Oh, I don't know. 280 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,920 Maybe because I thought we were buddies. 281 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,420 Special buddies. But apparently, oh, you'll be buddies with any guy who comes 282 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,420 along. 283 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,220 He likes me more. It's no big deal. 284 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,640 I don't like you more. You don't? 285 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,340 What is this, some game to you? 286 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,320 Guys, can't we just all be friends? 287 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:09,580 So what? You want us both at the same time? Oh, yeah, you'd like that, 288 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,160 you? That'd be real nice. 289 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,820 Okay, you guys are freaking me out. You know, things were great until you came 290 00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:18,660 along. You can't see me happy. Oh, I'm out of here. No, no, wait, wait, don't, 291 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:21,560 don't, don't go, don't go. Hey, that sweater's dry clean only. 292 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,680 Hey, dude. 293 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,180 What happened? Were we just fighting over a guy? 294 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:32,739 I don't know. 295 00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:36,360 I mean, maybe, you know, as men, we're so uncomfortable with sharing our 296 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:40,220 feelings that, you know, when a guy really listens and cares, we just... 297 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,740 how starved we are for it, you know? 298 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:47,520 Well, maybe we could be there for each other more. 299 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:55,760 When I wake up and find hair on my pillow, I cry. 300 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,000 Every Christmas I get drunk and I wash my grandma. 301 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,960 I'm going to go. Yeah, let's not mention this again. 302 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:20,280 Boycott Blush. 303 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,500 Blush magazine contributes to the negative body image of American women. 304 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:27,040 Big is beautiful. 305 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,200 And what size are you, honey? 306 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,080 Well, I'm a two, but I recently porked up from a zero. 307 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,540 Maya, let's stop. 308 00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:40,930 It's freezing and no one cares. 309 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:42,510 Hey, Michelle. 310 00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:44,830 We've got to stay and fight. 311 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,490 My kid has a guy and he's helping us out. 312 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:50,510 I'm just waiting for my mom to pick me up. 313 00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:52,670 We're going to buy pants. 314 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:54,290 You want to come? 315 00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:56,110 Sure. 316 00:17:57,570 --> 00:18:00,990 Okay, fine. Go ahead. I'll just do it myself because this is important. 317 00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,410 How's the protest going? 318 00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:06,750 Oh, is that supposed to be funny because I'm here all by myself? 319 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,140 I had 30 -plus -sized girls here before Krispy Kreme opened. 320 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:15,800 Maya, I agreed to a cover story, and it was good enough for Naomi. Because you 321 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,800 seduced her. 322 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:21,760 Come on. She's an intelligent, independent woman. Do you honestly think 323 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,440 change her? Well, you've done it before. 324 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:24,479 To who? 325 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:30,140 To me. Before I came to Bluss, I was radical and poor and pissed off. 326 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:35,320 And now I have this good job and nice clothes and some money, and I'm... 327 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,840 Happy? Yes! 328 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:40,060 What kind of monster are you? 329 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:47,060 Maya, I think you've got this idea that being angry makes someone deep, and it's 330 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,060 just not true. 331 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,680 It's not a crime to be happy. 332 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:57,160 I just want to feel like I make a difference. You do. 333 00:18:57,580 --> 00:19:02,260 You're decent, thoughtful, and honest. 334 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:07,490 And your example has influenced all of us. 335 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:10,710 Me, best of all. 336 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:14,450 Thanks, Dad. 337 00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:17,770 I mean, look at Naomi. 338 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:24,230 Because of you, I'm starting to get interested in more mature women. Women 339 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,170 substance. Good for you. 340 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,320 Go ahead. 341 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,680 Oh, back again, huh? 342 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,940 What, you couldn't get into Warhol's parties up there either? 343 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:54,120 I have seen the future. 344 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,200 All right, cut the crap. You haven't seen anything. 345 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,780 You're just being your normal, spiteful, bitchy self. 346 00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:03,870 Well, I was bored. 347 00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:05,430 Death sucks. 348 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:07,410 When are you coming? 349 00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:09,570 Oh, Ben. 350 00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:14,610 Look, I can understand why you're jealous of me and Simon. I mean, God, it 351 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:16,230 be lonely up there all by yourself. 352 00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:17,930 By myself? 353 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:21,010 That's a laugh, you condescending slut. 354 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:24,010 You know who I'm dating now? 355 00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:25,870 Jim Morrison. 356 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:28,890 No. Come on, baby. Let's get out of here. 357 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,320 You got the fat version.